Serverless Engineer, where are you?
Me: Hello… Serverless Engineer! Can you hear me? Anyone out there?
Them: Who is that?
Me: Relax, nothing serious! I am on the lookout for a Serverless Engineer.
Them: Who on earth are you? Are you some sort of technical geek on the lookout for your next book title?
Me: Oh no no. None of that.
Them: Oh, you are one of those philosophical types talking at conferences, right?
Me: Not philosophical, but talks, yes.
Them: Hmm.. so you are being paid by some innovative recruiter to come up with a fancy hiring title then?
Me: Oh no no! Not that lucky. By the way, did you just say “innovative”?
Trait #1 — Innovative
Them: Ok ok, we can guess. You are someone floating around and screaming in the cloud?
Me: Please no! There are experts more qualified than me doing that already.
Them: But we do hope you understand and know at least a little bit of what ‘cloud’ is.
Me: Absolutely! We are in sync there and glad to hear that you all see cloud as a thing and not as vapour, which is great.
